Movie 'You Don't Mess with the Zohan'

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Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Germany German (Deutsch)

Leg dich nicht mit Zohan an

Keiner hat in seinem Heimatland Israel so viele Terroristen erledigt, wie Mossad-Superagent Zohan. Doch die Arbeit ist noch nicht erledigt. Sein neuester Auftrag bringt Zohan wieder mit seinem härtesten Widersacher zusammen, dem Top-Terroristen Phantom. Zohan erkennt in der Situation die einmalige Chance, seinen Lebenstraum zu verwirklichen: Das Multitalent möchte nach New York City gehen und dort als Friseur zu Weltruhm kommen – ein Vorhaben, für das er von seinen Eltern und Freunden nur ausgelacht wird. Deswegen inszeniert Zohan im Kampf gegen Phantom seinen eigenen Tod, verschwindet unerkannt und startet direkt in die USA durch. Blöd allerdings, dass Zohans Frisuren-Style-Buch, das er abends im stillen Kämmerlein studiert, schon 21 Jahre alt ist. Aber ein selbsternannter Meister seiner Größe steht selbstverständlich über solchen Kleinigkeiten!

France French (Français)

Rien que pour vos cheveux

Agent d’élite du Mossad et véritable star dans son pays, Zohan a un secret : il rêve de devenir coiffeur en Amérique. Profitant d’un combat contre son pire ennemi, un terroriste connu sous le nom de Fantôme, Zohan se fait passer pour mort et s’envole pour New York armé uniquement de ses ciseaux et de son sèche‐cheveux. Malgré son inexpérience, il est engagé par la patronne d’un salon de coiffure, une jeune et jolie Palestinienne. Très vite, Zohan va se faire un nom dans la coiffure et attirer dans le modeste salon une clientèle toujours plus nombreuse. Alors que son passé d’agent semble loin derrière lui, Zohan est repéré par le Fantôme, qui compte bien en finir avec lui une bonne fois pour toutes…

Italy Italian (Italiano)

Zohan - Tutte le donne vengono al pettine

Zohan Dvir, membro delle forze militari israeliane, è il principale agente impegnato contro il terrorismo nella sua nazione. Dotato di grandi abilità e apparentemente imbattibile, è abile nell'affrontare le donne come lo è con i nemici, compresa la sua nemesi: il terrorista palestinese Phantom. Zohan però ha un segreto: nonostante ami il suo Paese, è stanco di combattere e desidera avere l'opportunità di prendersi una pausa dall'esercito per esprimere la sua creatività come parrucchiere. Tuttavia, fino a quando dovrà combattere il terrorismo, il suo sogno sarà impossibile da realizzare...

Release Date
Runtime
Keywords
counterterrorism
developers
falling in love
famous
hacky sack
hairdresser
hairstyle
heart-throb
israel
ladykiller
middle east
mossad
nemesis
new york city
palestinian-israeli conflict
screwball comedy
secret identity
sex
soldier
terrorist threat
Genres
Action
Comedy
Languages
English
Hebrew (עִבְרִית)
Origin Countries
flag of United States of America United States of America
Production Countries
flag of United States of America United States of America
Production Companies
United States of America Relativity Media
United States of America Happy Madison Productions
Release Dates
Canada Theatrical PG
United States of America Theatrical PG-13
Germany Theatrical 12
Australia Theatrical M
United Kingdom Theatrical 12A
Switzerland Digital 16
France Theatrical
Italy Theatrical T
France Physical U DVD & Blu-Ray
France Digital VOD
France Digital 12 Netflix
Ratings
TMDb 57% · 3,765 (more information on website)
IMDb 56% · 217,943 (more information on website)
Rotten Tomatoes® 38% (more information on website)
metacritic 54% (more information on website)

Cast

CharacterPerson
Zohan DvirAdam Sandler
Dalia HakbarahEmmanuelle Chriqui
Fatoush 'The Phantom' HakbarahJohn Turturro
Michael KlaymanNick Swardson
Gail KlaymanLainie Kazan
Salim YousfobdalRob Schneider
KevinKevin Nealon
Mariah CareyMariah Carey
DoritYamit Sol
Kids' Salon OwnerAdria Tennor
NasiDaoud Heidami
James T. O'SkanlonDave Matthews
Mrs. GreenhouseCharlotte Rae
Grant WalbridgeMichael Buffer
Oori ShulimsonIdo Mosseri
HamdiSayed Badreya
YosiRobert Smigel
HassanIdo Mor
MichalDonna Feldman
Older Lady in SalonNorma Michaels
Ze'evDanny A. Abeckaser
Older Lady in SalonBunny Levine
Bruce VilanchBruce Vilanch
John McEnroeJohn McEnroe
Zohan's MotherDina Doron
Zohan's FatherShelley Berman
Taxi DriverChris Rock
Paul MitchellJohn Paul DeJoria
ClaudeAlec Mapa
WaleedAhmed Ahmed
YitzhakBen Wise
TomJohn Farley
PinchasYossi Marshek
AharonGuri Weinberg
BashirMousa Kraish
EphraimRoni Levy
LeviReuven Bar-Yotam
Gray KleiboltBarry Livingston
PhilipRick Gifford
Real Estate AgentDaniel Browning Smith
DoormanTyler Spindel
Mariah's AssistantJulia Lea Wolov
Mariah's AssistantDana Goodman
FredTodd Holland
ColemanKevin Grady
SkizzyBobby Tisdale
CommanderHerzl Tobey
Second CommanderOri Pfeffer
KobyAlex Luria
AviGuy Oseary
DannyYinon Sapir
SaraNaama Nativ
Homeless GuyDennis Dugan
Exploded Shop OwnerGerry Del Sol
DebbieShulie Cowen
NadiraMaysoon Zayid
Mrs. SkitzerHelen Siff
Mrs. PaulsonCynthia Frost
Older Lady in SalonAnna Berger
Older Lady in SalonSusan Grace
Older Lady in SalonMarjorie Loomis
Older Lady in SalonCarol Schlanger
Older Lady in SalonEdith S. Wolfrey
Older Lady in SalonPhoebe Dorin
Hip Salon ReceptionistLina So
Blonde at SalonEloise DeJoria
Catty HairdresserVanessa Long
African American Salon OwnerDonielle Artese
Little BoyBlake Bertrand
DoctorSidney Ganis
Plus Size Girl at DiscoLaurie Meghan Phelps
DJKenneth Greenaway
First Woman in CabConstance Barron
First Woman in CabKristen Lowman
Second Woman in CabPenelope Windust
Second Woman in CabKathleen Noone
Angry Tall DriverChristopher Innvar
Truck DriverRay Garvey
Dog OwnerBarbara Ann Davison
Hamdi's PassengerEric Lamonsoff
Boy CustomerConnor Wiles
Arguing Female CustomerJennifer De Minco
Walbridge's GirlfriendNicole Bennett
PharmacistEdmund Lyndeck
InazLily Javaherpour
Hamdi's Wife (voice)Kristina Haddad
Phantom's TrainerLarry Marko
ReporterAnne Marie Howard
Beach GirlVeerta Motiani
KayakerBilly Concha
Terrorist with HandMarco Khan
Disco MerchantSam Sagheb
Disco MerchantLatif Marotti
Disco MerchantChristian Reeve
RabbiAesop Aquarian
Girl on Zohan's ShouldersMichelle Arenal
Hot Girl in ClubJordan Ashbrook
EtiMoran Atias
Girl at MallAshley Ausburn
CheerleaderBarbara Jean Barrielle
Isreali FanMike Basone
Fry CookMike Batayeh
Autograph Seeker #1Robert Benny
Hackey Sack EnthusiastDenise Bradley
Isreali SoldierGuile Branco
BusinessmanLamar Brown
Isreali DancerMelanie Bulujian
Fizzy-Bubbeleh GirlMonica Cabral
Times Square Crazy ManKevin Cannon
Phantom's WifeElla Christopher
NickNick Clark
Ribbon Cutting GirlCheryl Cosenza
Phantom's WifeRossie Cottrell
Isreali Hacky Sack FanJohn Dardenne
Hot Dog VendorJoseph DeLuca
Picnic GirlKendall Draughn
Electronic Store CustomerJohn Duerler
Airline Terminal PassengerMarshall Factora
Isreali FanEric Feliciano
Disco MerchantIan Fisher
Phantom's WifeAnna Garcia Williams
Disco Hip GirlLeslie Garza
Girl in ClubJessica Mei Gershen
WaitressNikki Giavasis
CommuterRonald E. Giles
Isreali SoldierSharlene Grover
Isreali SoldierSepideh Haftgoli
Dalohan ReceptionistZahra Heydari
Party GuySeth Howard
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity JudgeKevin James
Hotel ManagerPaul Jeans
SpectatorDave Johnson
Nightclub BouncerTodd Justin
AmirSam Kalidi
ReporterSona Karia
Vendor with No Fizzi BubblechRock Kohli
Criminal #3Mark Kubr
Shocked BusinessmanTimothy Dean Lee
Go Go DancerPaula Lemes
BusinesswomanBernadette Lords
Arab #3Anthony Martins
Hot Girl / WaitressRoni Meron
CheerleaderNicole Montano
Girl in ClubRachael Murphy
Phantom's WifeBibiana Navas
Hacky Sack FanChristina Neferis
Street MerchantAdam Ohl
Redneck Posse Man #2John Radcliff
The Hot ChickKlavdia Ramnareine
Snooty French Girl at the ClubDeborah Rombaut
Middle Eastern GirlSandra Rosko
Score KeeperRob Shapiro
Fan in the CrowdMikael Sharafyan
DancerJhennah Sinclaire
Woman in Beauty ShopTerrie Snell
Angry PalestinianChris Spinelli
Little Boy #2Riley Thomas Stewart
Isreali SoldierLee Stickler
Party GoerSarah Stringer
RuthChrista Texeira
Rock-throwing GirlKeana Texeira
ZebSeth Texeira
AlenaSophie Texeira
Angry PalestinianRyan Phillip Thomas
ShopperGina Tleel
Cafe CustomerUzimann
Isreali SoldierKevin van Doorslaer
Disco-TechDave Vij
GirlfriendHolly Weber
Salon PatronMolly Weiner
Hot Dog PatronJoe Van Wie
Limousine PassengerHenry Winkler
GirlfriendSaye Yabandeh
UkrossiJulius Zagon
Phantom's Best FriendDavid Zahedian
Mrs. HainesBetty Murphy
George TakeiGeorge Takei
Phantom's WifeDianne Perry Dowler
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)Maite Garcia
Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)Sadie Sandler

Crew

DepartmentJobPerson
ArtArt Department CoordinatorPenny Smartt-Juday
Art DirectionAlan Au
John Collins
Assistant Property MasterChuck Askerneese
Construction CoordinatorRobert A. Blackburn
Graphic DesignerWilliam Eliscu
LeadmanBruce Luizzi
Production DesignPerry Andelin Blake
Production IllustratorJames Oxford
Set DecorationRonald R. Reiss
Set DesignerJann K. Engel
Robert Fechtman
Standby PainterBill 'Kauhane' Hoyt
Camera"A" Camera OperatorCraig Fikse
"B" Camera OperatorDavid E. Diano
Best Boy GripJohn P. Shine
Director of PhotographyMichael Barrett
Dolly GripMichael Listorti
Sean Devine
First Assistant "A" CameraMichael D. Weldon
First Assistant "B" CameraBrad Edmiston
Key GripJohn Janusek
Second Assistant "A" CameraKirk Bloomberg
Second Assistant "B" CameraJohn Young
Still PhotographerTracy Bennett
Costume & Make-UpAssistant Costume DesignerMary Iannelli
Costume DesignEllen Lutter
Costume SupervisorCamille Argus
Valerie Zielonka
Hair Department HeadThomas Real
Key CostumerJordanna Fineberg
Key Hair StylistNancy Tong
Key Makeup ArtistKathleen Freeman
Makeup ArtistCorina C. Duran-Rabichuk
Denise Paulson
Makeup Department HeadAnn Pala
ProstheticsGary Archer
Special Effects Key Makeup ArtistKazu Hiro
CrewCraft ServiceCharlie Scott Jr.
Post Production SupervisorPatsy Bouge
Special Effects CoordinatorJohn C. Hartigan
Stunt CoordinatorScott Rogers
StuntsEddie Perez
Eliza Coleman
Joanne Lamstein
Samantha MacIvor
Transportation CaptainEdward Flotard
Transportation Co-CaptainJuan J. Rodriguez
Unit PublicistTammy Sandler
DirectingDirectorDennis Dugan
First Assistant DirectorAldric La'Auli Porter
Script SupervisorRonit Ravich-Boss
Second Assistant DirectorJoe Roddey
Second Second Assistant DirectorJohn Nasraway
EditingAssistant EditorJamie Keeney
Digital ColoristMaxine Gervais
EditorTom Costain
First Assistant EditorStephen Shapiro
LightingAssistant Chief Lighting TechnicianMike Bonnaud
Chief Lighting TechnicianMichael Bauman
Rigging GafferJeffrey P. Soderberg
ProductionAssistant Location ManagerKate Chase Pitzarella
Robert Paulsen
Associate ProducerAldric La'Auli Porter
Daryl Kass
Judit Maull
CastingRandi Hiller
Sarah Halley Finn
Casting AssistantAdam Rucho
Taylor Jenkins
Casting AssociateTamara Hunter
Co-ProducerKevin Grady
Executive ProducerBarry Bernardi
Robert Smigel
Line ProducerGadi Levy
Location ManagerDaniel Martinez
Rob Frank
Sam Hutchins
ProducerAdam Sandler
Jack Giarraputo
Production AccountantTish Johnson
Production CoordinatorTom Carson
Production SecretaryRita Smith
Production SupervisorAdam Brightman
Jason Tamez
Unit Production ManagerDaryl Kass
Iram Collantes
SoundADR MixerHoward London
Boom OperatorAnthony Ortiz
Dialogue EditorCameron Steenhagen
Michael Hertlein
Foley ArtistAmy Kane
Anita Cannella
Foley MixerMike Marino
Foley SupervisorSuhail Kafity
Music EditorJ.J. George
Stuart Grusin
Music SupervisorBrooks Arthur
Michael Dilbeck
Original Music ComposerRupert Gregson-Williams
Production Sound MixerThomas Causey
Sound Effects EditorMarc Glassman
Orada Jusatayanond
Supervising Sound EditorElmo Weber
Russell Farmarco
Utility SoundRichard Kite
Visual EffectsVisual Effects SupervisorRyan Tudhope