Movie 'You Don't Mess with the Zohan'

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Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Canada English

  • a.k.a. On ne rigole pas avec le Zohan

Germany German (Deutsch)

Leg dich nicht mit Zohan an

Keiner hat in seinem Heimatland Israel so viele Terroristen erledigt, wie Mossad-Superagent Zohan. Doch die Arbeit ist noch nicht erledigt. Sein neuester Auftrag bringt Zohan wieder mit seinem härtesten Widersacher zusammen, dem Top-Terroristen Phantom. Zohan erkennt in der Situation die einmalige Chance, seinen Lebenstraum zu verwirklichen: Das Multitalent möchte nach New York City gehen und dort als Friseur zu Weltruhm kommen – ein Vorhaben, für das er von seinen Eltern und Freunden nur ausgelacht wird. Deswegen inszeniert Zohan im Kampf gegen Phantom seinen eigenen Tod, verschwindet unerkannt und startet direkt in die USA durch. Blöd allerdings, dass Zohans Frisuren-Style-Buch, das er abends im stillen Kämmerlein studiert, schon 21 Jahre alt ist. Aber ein selbsternannter Meister seiner Größe steht selbstverständlich über solchen Kleinigkeiten!

France French (Français)

Rien que pour vos cheveux

Agent d'élite du Mossad et véritable star dans son pays, Zohan a un secret : il rêve de devenir coiffeur en Amérique. Profitant d'un combat contre son pire ennemi, un terroriste connu sous le nom de Fantôme, Zohan se fait passer pour mort et s'envole pour New York armé uniquement de ses ciseaux et de son sèche-cheveux.Malgré son inexpérience, il est engagé par la patronne d'un salon de coiffure, une jeune et jolie Palestinienne. Très vite, Zohan va se faire un nom dans la coiffure et attirer dans le modeste salon une clientèle toujours plus nombreuse.Alors que son passé d'agent semble loin derrière lui, Zohan est repéré par le Fantôme, qui compte bien en finir avec lui une bonne fois pour toutes...

Italy Italian (Italiano)

Zohan - Tutte le donne vengono al pettine
  • a.k.a. Zohan - Tutte le donne vengono al pettine

Zohan Dvir, membro delle forze militari israeliane, è il principale agente impegnato contro il terrorismo nella sua nazione. Dotato di grandi abilità e apparentemente imbattibile, è abile nell'affrontare le donne come lo è con i nemici, compresa la sua nemesi: il terrorista palestinese Phantom. Zohan però ha un segreto: nonostante ami il suo Paese, è stanco di combattere e desidera avere l'opportunità di prendersi una pausa dall'esercito per esprimere la sua creatività come parrucchiere. Tuttavia, fino a quando dovrà combattere il terrorismo, il suo sogno sarà impossibile da realizzare...

Release Date
Runtime
Keywords
hacky sack
hairdresser
hairstyle
heart-throb
israel
ladykiller
middle east
middle east conflict
mossad
new york
palestinian
Genres
Action
Comedy
Languages
English
Hebrew (עִבְרִית)
Production Countries
flag of United States of America United States of America
Production Companies
United States of America Relativity Media
United States of America Columbia Pictures
United States of America Happy Madison Productions
Sony Pictures Releasing
Release Dates
Canada Theatrical PG
United States of America Theatrical PG-13
Germany Theatrical 12
Australia Theatrical M
United Kingdom Theatrical 12A
France Theatrical
Italy Italian (Italiano): Theatrical T
Ratings
TMDb 55% · 1,988 (more information on website)
IMDb 55% · 177,745 (more information on website)
Rotten Tomatoes® 37% (more information on website)
metacritic 54% (more information on website)

Cast

CharacterPerson
ZohanAdam Sandler
The PhantomJohn Turturro
DaliaEmmanuelle Chriqui
MichaelNick Swardson
GailLainie Kazan
NasiDaoud Heidami
JamesDave Matthews
Mrs. GreenhouseCharlotte Rae
WalbridgeMichael Buffer
SalimRob Schneider
OoriIdo Mosseri
HamdiSayed Badreya
KevinKevin Nealon
YosiRobert Smigel
Mariah CareyMariah Carey
HassanIdo Ezra
DoritYamit Sol
MichalDonna Feldman
Older Lady in SalonNorma Michaels
Ze'evDanny A. Abeckaser
Kids' Salon OwnerAdria Tennor
Older Lady in SalonBunny Levine
Bruce VilanchBruce Vilanch
HimselfJohn McEnroe
Zohan's MotherDina Doron
Zohan's FatherShelley Berman
Taxi DriverChris Rock
Paul MitchellJohn Paul DeJoria
ClaudeAlec Mapa
WaleedAhmed Ahmed
YitzhakBen Wise
TomJohn Farley
PinchasYossi Marshek
AharonGuri Weinberg
BashirMousa Kraish
EphraimRoni Levy
LeviReuven Bar-Yotam
Gray KleiboltBarry Livingston
PhilipRick Gifford
Real Estate AgentDaniel Browning Smith
DoormanTyler Spindel
Mariah's AssistantJulia Lea Wolov
Mariah's AssistantDana Goodman
FredTodd Holland
ColemanKevin Grady
SkizzyBobby Tisdale
CommanderHerzl Tobey
Second CommanderOri Pfeffer
KobyAlex Luria
AviGuy Oseary
DannyYinon Sapir
SaraNaama Nativ
Homeless GuyDennis Dugan
Exploded Shop OwnerGerry Del Sol
DebbieShulie Cowen
NadiraMaysoon Zayid
Mrs. SkitzerHelen Siff
Mrs. PaulsonCynthia Frost
Older Lady in SalonAnna Berger
Older Lady in SalonSusan Grace
Older Lady in SalonMarjorie Loomis
Older Lady in SalonCarol Schlanger
Older Lady in SalonEdith S. Wolfrey
Older Lady in SalonPhoebe Dorin
Hip Salon ReceptionistLina So
Blonde at SalonEloise DeJoria
Catty HairdresserVanessa Long
African American Salon OwnerDonielle Artese
Little BoyBlake Bertrand
DoctorSid Ganis
Plus Size Girl at DiscoLaurie Meghan Phelps
DJKenneth Greenaway
First Woman in CabConstance Barron
First Woman in CabKristen Lowman
Second Woman in CabPenelope Windust
Second Woman in CabKathleen Noone
Angry Tall DriverChristopher Innvar
Truck DriverRay Garvey
Dog OwnerBarbara Ann Davison
Hamdi's PassengerEric Lamonsoff
Boy CustomerConnor Wiles
Arguing Female CustomerJennifer De Minco
Walbridge's GirlfriendNicole Bennett
PharmacistEdmund Lyndeck
InazLily Javaherpour
Hamdi's Wife (voice)Kristina Haddad
Phantom's TrainerLarry Marko
ReporterAnne Marie Howard
Beach GirlVeerta Motiani
KayakerBilly Concha
Terrorist with HandMarco Khan
Disco MerchantSam Sagheb
Disco MerchantLatif Marotti
Disco MerchantChristian Reeve
RabbiAesop Aquarian
Girl on Zohan's ShouldersMichelle Arenal
Hot Girl in ClubJordan Ashbrook
EtiMoran Atias
Girl at MallAshley Ausburn
CheerleaderBarbara Jean Barrielle
Isreali FanMike Basone
Fry CookMike Batayeh
Autograph Seeker #1Robert Benny
Isreali Hacky Sack CoachBart Blackburn
Hackey Sack EnthusiastDenise Bradley
Isreali SoldierGuile Branco
BusinessmanLamar Brown
Isreali DancerMelanie Bulujian
Fizzy-Bubbeleh GirlMonica Cabral
Times Square Crazy ManKevin Cannon
Phantom's WifeElla Christopher
NickNick Clark
Ribbon Cutting GirlCheryl Cosenza
Phantom's WifeRossie Cottrell
Isreali Hacky Sack FanJohn Dardenne
Hot Dog VendorJoseph DeLuca
Picnic GirlKendall Draughn
Electronic Store CustomerJohn Duerler
Airline Terminal PassengerMarshall Factora
Isreali FanEric Feliciano
Disco MerchantIan Fisher
Phantom's WifeAnna Garcia Williams
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)Maite Garcia
Disco Hip GirlLeslie Garza
Girl in ClubJessica Mei Gershen
WaitressNikki Giavasis
CommuterRonald E. Giles
Isreali SoldierSharlene Grover
Isreali SoldierSepideh Haftgoli
Dalohan ReceptionistZahra Heydari
Party GuySeth Howard
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity JudgeKevin James
Hotel ManagerPaul Jeans
SpectatorDave Johnson
Nightclub BouncerTodd Justin
AmirSam Kalidi
ReporterSona Karia
Vendor with No Fizzi BubblechRock Kohli
Criminal #3Mark Kubr
Shocked BusinessmanTimothy Dean Lee
Go Go DancerPaula Lemes
BusinesswomanBernadette Lords
Arab #3Anthony Martins
Hot Girl / WaitressRoni Meron
CheerleaderNicole Montano
Girl in ParkRachel Mower
Girl in ClubRachael Murphy
Phantom's WifeBibiana Navas
Hacky Sack FanChristina Neferis
Street MerchantAdam Ohl
Phantom's WifeDianne Perry
Redneck Posse Man #2John Radcliff
The Hot ChickKlavdia Ramnareine
Snooty French Girl at the ClubDeborah Rombaut
Middle Eastern GirlSandra Rosko
Score KeeperRob Shapiro
Fan in the CrowdMikael Sharafyan
DancerJhennah Sinclaire
Woman in Beauty ShopTerrie Snell
Angry PalestinianChris Spinelli
Isreali Weapons TrainerArne Starr
Little Boy #2Riley Thomas Stewart
Isreali SoldierLee Stickler
Party GoerSarah Stringer
RuthChrista Texeira
Rock-throwing GirlKeana Texeira
ZebSeth Texeira
AlenaSophie Texeira
Angry PalestinianRyan Phillip Thomas
ShopperGina Tleel
Cafe CustomerUzimann
Isreali SoldierKevin van Doorslaer
Disco-TechDave Vij
GirlfriendHolly Weber
Salon PatronMolly Weiner
Hot Dog PatronJoe Van Wie
Limousine PassengerHenry Winkler
News CameramanMark Winn
GirlfriendSaye Yabandeh
UkrossiJulius Zagon
Phantom's Best FriendDavid Zahedian
Taxi Cab PatronMaria Zambrana
Mrs. HainesBetty Murphy

Crew

DepartmentJobPerson
ArtArt DirectionAlan Au
John Collins
Production DesignPerry Andelin Blake
Set DecorationRonald R. Reiss
Set DesignerJann K. Engel
Robert Fechtman
CameraDirector of PhotographyMichael Barrett
Costume & Make-UpCostume DesignEllen Lutter
CrewPost Production SupervisorPatsy Bouge
DirectingDirectorDennis Dugan
Script SupervisorRonit Ravich-Boss
EditingEditorTom Costain
ProductionAssociate ProducerAldric La'Auli Porter
Judit Maull
CastingRandi Hiller
Sarah Finn
Casting AssistantAdam Rucho
Taylor Jenkins
Casting AssociateTamara Hunter
Co-ProducerKevin Grady
Executive ProducerBarry Bernardi
Robert Smigel
Line ProducerGadi Levy
Location ManagerDaniel Martinez
Rob Frank
Sam Hutchins
ProducerAdam Sandler
Jack Giarraputo
Production CoordinatorTom Carson
Production SupervisorAdam Brightman
Jason Tamez
Unit Production ManagerDaryl Kass
Iram Collantes
SoundOriginal Music ComposerRupert Gregson-Williams